Where do we find these people! or are they really smart p!sstakers?
1. The brochure says no hairdressers in the resort - we are trainee hairdressers, will we be able to go there?
2. I believe you need a visa for Egypt - will MasterCard do?
3. I'm never flying to Jamaice with Airtours again. It took us nine hours but it only took the Americans three hours
4. I had a wonderful holiday in Kenya but I think I should bring to your Health & Safety department's attention the fact that the animals were not fenced in
5. Can I have a window seat please, it's a long journey and I would like some fresh air
6. In a hotel quiz: Q: Which beetle did the ancient Egyptians revere? A: I know this one, it was John Lennon!
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