The general Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania),Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), Carlton (Victoria) .... were at an international beer conference. They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The president of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have a Tooheys New."
The president of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water!"
The Carlton president proudly says "I'll have a Carlton, the King of Beers!"
The bloke from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a diet coke."
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."
They say there are only two states to be in, Pissed & Queensland
